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To ____, With Love

Nov 20

ThinkNarcissisticLifeFail

Situation: You get caught in an act that you know is just foolish, and not only did you get caught but you got caught squiding a fellow students work.

Options:

1.) You accept that you did something wrong, take it on the chin and apologize. Your pride takes a little hit but that is a calculated risk you take when stealing someone else’s work (for example: a website design) - This is the most desired route, leaves you with a fresh conscious and you will not wreak of squidphail for the rest of your days

2.) This option dates back to approx. 22 AD and was perfected by Judas. You pretend that the similarities (from the stolen web design) that glare through the weak surface editing like the sun through $7.00 wal-mart sunglasses are a mere figment of EVERYONES imagination. There is a strong case that can be made for universal consciousness (read: Simultaneous discovery of 5-HT and Serotonin) but when all people that have seen the original web site think that the second, stolen, site are exactly the same… something is arye. Your next step is to model your life after this site http://squidsquid.com

Post Note: Even Judas, the most famous of histories squids, owned up to his grease. And that was before he got caught in the act. What he did not do is deflect blame and try to slink out of the situation. By following option 2.), then, it can be inferred that it places you on a rung slightly lower than that of Judas on the inky squid scale.

 

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