I have two questions:
First, WHERE THE HELL IS MY CAR AND WHERE IS THE FLOOZY THAT WAS DRIVING IT? I came to campus with a girl, we’ll call her kim. I got her to drop me off at the BioSci entrance and she proceeded to park my car (somewhere?). Follow several more semantic events, my cell phone died. Hence my question.
Aaand second, WHAT THE BEJEEBUS IS THAT MOISTURE-SEELED, FIRE-PROOF ROOM IN THE BASEMENT OF RUTHERFORD HOLDING? I would just like to know. Velociraptors?
I guess I have three questions - WHAT IN THE SWEET F**K DID ANDR AND TEED DO LAST NIGHT? I’m assuming they were together parce ce Teed wanted to do some mashing and also they both halted the response to my texts at around the same time. So unless there were two statistically improbable events that inhibited them both at the same time, but seperately in space, to be unable to respond - they were probably together. But thats okay I was home having a great time… alone… in the dark… and cold… alone… and it was dark… alone…
